1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
5. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look down there anyway?
6. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
7. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
9. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
12. Stop singing and read on..........
13. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
14. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
And yes, THIS IS A FILLER!!
MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!
My favourite?
8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
My answer?
Tests are testical. (Not testicle.)
Actually I am too sleepy to blog and too tired to think of anything funny.
I just feel like sleeping. Neru. Koon.
Cute little one.. Peaceful.
It's been a long while since I last wore my boots and I was so looking forward to wearing them tomorrow but Dar thinks against me. He is afraid of the cheekopeks who will be at the singing competition tomorrow. He says the dirty old men will lau cui nua if they see a pretty girl like me wear skirt and boots at the competition tomorrow.
And don't even try to get me to start on the competition I'll be watching tomorrow. I think I will be bored to tears.
And I'll be getting my 2 bottles of Shu Uemura HPCO (Light) next week. I'm so looking forward to clear and smooth skin.
Congratulate me!
*scurries back to work.*
**Update at 3.25pm**
I'm not sleepy anymore because of this Spot-The-Difference game.
If you dig such games, then this is a must-try. Damn. It was so good that it got me out of my sleepy mode. In fact, it almost
If it is midnight, close to midnight or just after midnight and you have played, solved it and came back here to scold me for leading you to that site...
At least I did not ask you to turn the volume up!!
*cue fading hysterical laughter..........*
Because I did turn the volume up when I was playing. Misled into thinking that I will actually hear hints. Damn. Got it from 7788. Yeah. Not 5566. I'm no teeny-bopper-5566-worshipper. Hey! That rhymes!
Have to get back to work...
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