Selfish cos you think I'm making use of you for my personal gain?
Selfish cos I want the best for myself and never want to share it with others?
Selfish cos if it doesn't make money for myself, I will not do it?
Ooohh yeah. I'm like so fucking selfish. I'm the baddest sister, the baddest daughter. WOW!!
Did I have the best when I was young?
Did I enjoy privileges they enjoyed, and still enjoying?
Am I like, fucking rich to share my wealth with everyone else?
What wealth is there to talk about? I have only health. No wealth.
Who cares if she's still using the blue-backlight-dot-matrix-monotone phone?
I didn't even know how the heck to use a mobile phone at that age.
Who cares if yours has no other functions other than to receive and make calls, send and receive text, picture and multimedia messages and nothing else?
You don't need that extra technology, do you?
I did not ask you to pay for the phone.
I did not ask you to pay the bills for me.
I merely wanted to take advantage of the good deal offered to me.
GOOD DEAL.
Everyone wants to take advantage of a good deal. Can you blame me?
And besides, if I had the extra cash, I will never think of taking all the goodies for myself.
If I gave my existing phone to you, I'd have to fork out the extra $198 myself, on top of service activation charges and whatnots. I know, its not as if its a hell lotta money, but to someone who earns peanuts and has to give pistachio nuts, its A HELL LOTTA MONEY!
I already give almost my entire paycheck to you every month just to pay for the stupid NUS TFL and now, I can't even keep what little cash I can get out of this good deal for myself?
When I ran out of cash, did you offer to help? NO!
When I said I got a cheque of just $540 but gave $480 of it to you, leaving myself with just $60 for 2 weeks, did you fucking give a damn? NO!
Selfish?
BAH!
Repeat to self: Stupid NUS. Stupid OCBC. Stupid NUS for not notifying OCBC when I updated my personal particulars with them. Stupid OCBC for not verifying my student records with NUS. Stupid NUS. Stupid OCBC. Stupid stupid stupid institutions! BAH again.
*** And I hate it when I ask people why they make a statement and they say they don't know.
How can you freaking make a statement about something and then say you don't know why you think that way when obviously you must know, otherwise you wouldn't have made that statement in that first place.
It's like, you say
I think seaweed is the most disgusting food on earth.
I ask
Why?
And you stupidly say
Dunno. I just think they are disgusting.
Come on. At least say
I think they look like half-chewed grass that a llama just ate.
Although seaweed does not look like half-llama-chewed grass, I might just let you get away with it because you did give a reason as to why you think seaweed is disgusting food instead of saying you don't know why, but you just think it is disgusting.
The next time someone answers me with "I don't know" when I ask him/her why he/she makes a statement, I'm going to slap him/her silly with wet seaweed. Dar included.
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