*gasp*!

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100% agnosticism 100% atheism 92% Paganism 83% Islam 75% Judaism 67% Buddhism 67% Christianity 42% Hinduism 38% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

And check out this piece of info that I got from Flooble when I clicked on their blog generator which I then nicely arranged into a pretty table to facilitate the reading:

1	Problem:	You can no longer feel the taste of beer. The feeling of satisfaction has disappeared. The beer appears to have become colorless.
	Possible Cause:	Your glass may be empty.
	Solution:	Quickly find someone willing to buy you another glass of beer.
2	Problem:	The taste is gone. So is the warm feeling. Your shirt feels somewhat wet from the collar down.
	Possible Cause:	Your mouth may be closed. Alternatively, you may be missing your mouth with your glass.
	Solution:	Regular practice sessions in front of the mirror are recommended.
3	Problem:	Your feet feel wet and cold.
	Possible Cause:	Your glass/mug/can/bottle is oriented upside down.
	Solution:	Position your beer so that the frothy part is pointed towards the ceiling.
4	Problem:	Your feet feel wet and warm.
	Possible Cause:	You suffer from insufficient bladder control.
	Solution:	Drink your beer in the vicinity of a dog (make sure it has a collar). After your "accident", request the owner of the dog make reparations in the form of beer.
5	Problem:	The floor looks blurry and out of focus.
	Possible Cause:	You are observing the floor throught he bottom of your empty beer glass.
	Solution:	Quickly find someone willing to buy you another glass of beer. (Hint: See previous entry.)
6	Problem:	Fluorecent lights have somehow migrated down to the wall.
	Possible Cause:	You have fallen on your back.
	Solution:	Loudly request that someone pick you up and guide you to the bar.
7	Problem:	Your beer tastes flat and a little fruity.
	Possible Cause:	The Barman has poured you a glass of Cranberry juice by mistake.
	Solution:	Make way to the bar (See #6), and loudly protest the horrible injustice. Request compensation in the form of beer.