This is really cool. Parody of Numa Numa Dance.
Perks up a boring work day!
**Update**
I was surfing Kontraband.com during lunch, and saw a hilarious tv commercial for dildos.
Wahahhaa!!
I even had the time to follow the song and copy down the lyrics.
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
And makes a buzzity sound
It's long, a schlong, a marvellous dong
Everyone knows it's dildo
What fits in a sock
Feels better than cock
And unlike a man, it's slow
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your clit
Everyone knows it's Dildo
It's Dildo, it's Dildo
It's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed
It's Dildo, it's Dildo
Yes that's right, it's ribbed
What fits in your crack
Some even have sacks
The penis you don't have to blow
They're not just for gays
They use double A's
Everyone knows it's Dildo
A Dildo dog
A Dildo plane
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob
They buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys
*cue boy and girl enter the scene*
Male narrator:
Yes, that's right folks, Dildo brand dildos aren't just for women anymore.
We also make a long line of butt plugs ... *cue boy reaching out for butt plug*
What makes you cum
And fits in your bum
Some of them even can glow
A dink, a dink, in marvellous pink
Everyone knows it's Dildo
A long fleshy tube
Use an oil-based lube
Not just for neighbourhood ho's
For a girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for a perfect fellow
They're Dildo, they're Dildo
The sex toys that everyone likes
They're Dildos, they're Dildo
For gay men and even for dykes
Male narrator again:
And now...
My First Dildo for kids
Disclaimer (at end of ad...)
Some dildos not exactly as shown. Batteries not included. Not to be used as a flotation device. Some animal testing has occurred. Please use a lubricant. Insert rounded end first. Not for use in the shower. Vaginal flatulence may ensue. May cause choking if used improperly. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting. Discontinue use if irritation or abnormal swelling occurs. May induce labour in pregnant women. Dildo brand dildos have caused cancer in laboratory animals. Do not use excessive force while inserting dildo. May explode if placed in fire. Dildo brand dildos are not intended to replace the male sexual organ, only as a temporary substitute when a penis is not readily available.
Do I have too much time, or am I just too free?
That got me laughing so hard I thought people from the neighbouring rooms heard me. Anyway you got to have Quicktime to view it.
The tune is so catchy that I can't get it out of my head. Shit.
And this awesome clip of a DDR fanatic.
DDR = Dance Dance Revolution.
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