Before I go into the Dick vs Dict part, I want to show off our new possession.
Yes, OUR because it belongs to Dar and I.
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TA-DAH!!
Sweet right!!! No one is to say it is not sweet.
The length of the pillow is just nice for my super single sized bed. It's for us to share when we sleep together at my place. WHEEEeeee!!!
SO SWEET!!!
Love One Another....
I'm so afraid that the ants will come and drag me away tonight when I drool honey all over the bed.
SHIT! I just exposed my deepest secret!! I drool at night!
Actually I don't. You can ask Dar.
REALLY!!!
Why won't you believe me!!??!!!!!
Nevermind lah.
You're not the one sleeping beside me, anyway. Wahahahaa~~ Unless... Dar, you're reading this, then you must know that I DO NOT drool at night, hor?
Hee hee hee.
Okay. Actually FallenAngel and I were chatting about my thalassaemia.
Sheesh. Have I mentioned it already?
Like I said, I mean, wrote earlier on, my memory is really failing me.
So we were chatting about my thalassaemia.
SHIT. Why can't I remember that I wrote that sentence already?
She was very concerned... Thanks girl.
And then she asked about Eric aka Dar. She asked if he's the one who's been chasing me since eons ago? I said yes and was tempted to tell her that he would have died if he had chased me for so long. No car, somemore. Teeheehee.
So, actually, yes. Eric is the guy who wooed me since 3 years ago and finally his effort paid off this year on 14 January and I am constantly banging my head on the wall for not accepting him earlier because others who see how he treats me tell me that he's really nice to me and I feel like I am the luckiest, happiest and the most loved girl in the WWW. No. Not World Wide Web, you dork. Whole Wide World.
Oh, Dar, Jean said you look real young. Wahahaha!! I laughed out so loudly that I almost rolled off the chair while chatting with her. Maybe my Photoshop skills are not bad? Hur hur hur.
Talking about age.
Today marks the third month since a whole new beginning with Dar and I refuse to believe that we've been together for 3 months only. I feel like I've been with him for 3 years already.
Happy 3rd Month, honey.
I love you, for everything you are.
For your silly smiles, silly jokes, sweet gestures and thoughtful actions.
May we have even more beautiful days together in the future that awaits both of us.
OKAY! Enough of the mushy stuff. I know you guys are dying to read about the Dick vs Dict part.
Actually this incident happened in JC, during some Chinese class where we were required to bring Chinese dictionaries. I never needed one, cos my Chinese was damn powderhoo.
*Chuckles*
Anyway, a classmate forgot to bring his dictionary, and went asking around the class for one.
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"Hey, you got dict (dick)?"
Maybe it was just me, but no one found the question extremely funny except me because when he reached my desk and repeated the question, I stared him in the eyes and slapped him with a large smelly trout. No lah. I slapped him with
"I'm a girl, leh."
Something much more hilarious happened in another class, told to me by Jean. I'm sure many Singaporean students have used the square desk with plastic desk top with an extra shelf under it? Yup. We loved to leave our books there overnight, most of the time, overfortnights.
LAUGH!! I think the last sentence is damn cute.
So one day they were also having class.. GP class I think. And this guy (I shall not mention his name because my blog might get too popular and he will recognise his name) asked this girl..
"Eh.. 你下面有没有dict?"
translates to.. "Eh, do you have a dict down there?"
And the teacher went "NEVIN!!!"
OOPPSSS!!!! Did I just mention his name??
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I almost knocked myself out while laughing, because I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to die of breathlessness. BWAHAHAHAHAA!!
Okay. Enough for tonight. My eyes are very dry now because I'm still wearing my contacts and I'm going to chat with my darling. Be jealous!
Nighty!!
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