This...

...is record-setting!!

I have not blogged for 5 days in a row and this hasn't happened in a long time. Wahahaha.

Basically it was because I did not have internet access around me for 5 days; at least not when I had something to blog about; and actually, nothing happened that I could blog in a funny way.

Anyway, I've just returned from lunch with Dar and I'm happy.


I'm happy because....

1. Dar came over from camp just to have lunch with me. Wheee!! He was supposed to go to CGH for his follow-up appointment but he went out of his way (from Pasir Ris to Bedok then back to Simei is really out of the way) just to come meet me for a 1-hour lunch. If this is not sweet, I don't know what is. Like I mentioned before in a Friendster testimonial for him, even earthquakes would not stop him from meeting me. Yep.

And OH!! This is why I'm happy, really. DAR TESTED NEGATIVE FOR THALASSAEMIA! *cheer*

2. I got my Panasonic EB-X800!! If you haven't heard/seen it, you must be a llama who just migrated over to Earth from Pluto. *Stop giving me that glassy-eyed look. Your half-chewed grass is sticking grossly out of your mouth. Yes, chew it all up before opening your mouth to gasp in awe, okay? Didn't your mom tell you that you shouldn't open your mouth when it is full?*

I digressed. It's the coolest mobile phone to arrive in town can!! And it's damn stylo-milo, although not as stylo-milo as my dream wedding rickshaw, hur hur hur.

It is so new that when I was at Far East Plaza yesterday, intending to purchase a desktop charger for my new baby, the lady told me that all accessories for the X800 are not available yet. "Too new", she said.

WORSHIP ME.

Wahahahaa. I'm so hao lian.

And I did not even have to pay for it. Mom did. She demanded to have my Nokia 6230. I gladly obliged. And my new number is so cool, I can't remember it. That's why I can't display it here.

When I sms-ed Master NuA-iXt with my new number, he replied me with "Again?!" and I replied him that I just got a new phone and I'm enjoying every bit of it. I wanted to say "enjoying every inch of it" but thought it sounded kinda obscene and horny. Wahahaha. He might think that I'm doing unthinkable stuff to it.

3. I skipped work on Friday afternoon, after lunch, and set off to spend my weekend with Dar, until this morning when I came back to work. Seriously, I have not started any serious work yet and this is bad because when I tried to log in earlier on, THE PASSWORD HAS BEEN CHANGED!! I do not know when the password was changed, so I think my boss must have realised that I've been skiving by now. I do not dare to call her to ask for the new password. HOWWWWww!!!! Someone help me!!


Oops. Just realised that Point 3 was nothing to be happy about.


On Sunday, Dar and I went to Suntec City when we had actually planned to go to Far East Plaza. We walked around and then we walked around somemore. After that, we walked around somemore and when we decided that we were hungry, we walked around the basement level somemore, while deciding what to eat.

Are you tired now, after reading about how much we walked? I'm actually sitting down comfortably in my chair but after reading how we walked around on Sunday, my legs are actually feeling tired already.

Just kidding la.

We had dinner at Kampong Days, some kinda old-school-days restaurant that was a tad too expensive but the food was quite good. If they didn't do up the restaurant the way they did, I would have enjoyed my time there better. Anyway, I thought the old auntie in bermudas, t-shirt, white socks and white school shoes looked quite cute in that outfit. I think it would be better if they had cute, young girls in sailor suits.

OOPS!!! Did I just mention that I like Japanese sailor girls? I did!! Okay. I admit. Yes. I like Japanese girls in sailor suits cos they are so fucking cute, can!



I did not have brown hair, but I had long black hair, slightly shorter than hers, and according to Jean, my skirt was also very short.



***Firefox just crashed on me!! DARN!! Below is what I think I typed earlier on, and it's crap compared to the first version. SHIT.***

I loved wearing loose socks in JC, until one fine morning, my principal bumped into me at the general office and demanded me to change out of them. After I left her office, I changed back to my long socks and went to class. She continued to give me trouble for 2 weeks and I was forced to be a good girl. After she decided to stop haunting me in class, I reverted back to my old dressing. Hur hur hur.

Ankle socks were the craze then, and I could never picture myself wearing them. Ankle socks are still the craze now, yet I still do not own a pair. I find them loose socks so incredibly innocently sexy. Maybe one of these days I will ask Dar what he thinks of me wearing loose socks. Teeheehee.

I hated the secondary school ah lians who wore their skirts high at the waist and their blouses tucked into their skirts so tightly that I thought they were trying to make their breasts one cup smaller. **Random thought: Can an A cup get smaller? Do we call it -A cup? Hmmm...** Wahahaha. Maybe one day when these ah lians look back at their teeny days, they will cringe in embarassment.

Oh. Speaking of that principal, we used to make cruel fun of her and laugh our appendix off during lectures. Suddenly I miss my secondary school and JC days.

Because of the long socks incident, and coincidentally, the air-conditioning in LT1 broke down; the guys and I in class made jokes at the expense of our then principal. I think the guys in class adored me for what I wore to school. Wahahaha. Shameless thinking but I was indeed the only one in school who dressed that way. Everyone recognised the socks and the face that belonged to that style but I do not think it to be possible that everyone knew my name.

Oh. I digressed.

So when we had lectures in the stuffy, suffocating and uber warm LT1, we said that our principal was stuck in the air-con duct and she was so fat that she blocked all the cold air completely thus we had to suffer boring lectures in heat. Nope, we weren't horny students. I meant thermal heat, not that heat that meant animals wanted to fuck. Oops. I mean, procreate.

I also remember the times when we had Chemistry lab classes and Yapster and I would take the whole of the last bench at the end of the lab to ourselves, nearest the distilled water (Yes, I used de-ionised water only in uni and no, I did not try to drink it).

Each time we rinsed the apparatus, we would feel like peeing. It was like the water running from the tap and distilled water bottles triggered the peeing sensor in our bodies and we would both rush to the toilet before returning to lab. We did not try to make explosives though. Looking back, I think it would have been a valuable experience if we had tried. The closest I was to any explosion was popping a lighted splinter in hydrogen gas.

I MISS MY CHEMISTRY CLASS DAYS!!

Sobs.

I really miss school. I have tons of memories to write about but then it will be very tiring cos there're far too many to count and I don't think I have the time to write about it because there's only half an hour left to going-home-time. I don't think my ancient memory will serve me well either.

BAH.

I'm still contemplating a manicure. How, huh. And I so so so so so want to get the Shu Uemura High Performance Balancing Cleansing Oil (Light). Can someone just buy it for me?

Pretty please?

Labour Day is just round the corner. I think it will do nicely for a Labour Day gift.

OH!! Talking about gifts.

I signed up with Panasonic for their X800 promotion and they're giving away F-R-E-E X-changeable panels subject to stock availability and I so hope I will get the Zen panel.

If you're one of Panasonic's staff who surfed by this blog and has so much time to read this far, please pass the message to the person-in-charge of this promotion that I really want the Zen panel and I have already registered with the site. Just look for the girl who lives in Pasir Ris named Stephanie. Thank you so much!

***Psst. I won't tell anyone you read my blog when you're supposed to be working. *Promise*

And ooohhh! My Neopets stockmarket is earning Neopoints many many for me! Wahahaha! I wish to make my first million before the end of the year. Don't laugh at me, because I absolutely loathe playing Neopets games cos I think they're really silly. The only way I can gain Neopoints is through the stockmarket and bank interest, which is like, 1NP a day cos I withdrew all my Neopoints to invest in the stockmarket.

What was it I wanted to write about 30 seconds ago?

I was telling Dar the other day that I'm getting old and probably getting senile at the tender age of 22. HOW!!!!

I am always having difficulty remembering what I want to do just 5 seconds after I decide to do something.

Now, what was I thinking 5 seconds ago, that I wanted to write about?

Darn.

See what I mean now? I think I'll stop for today. DANG.